February 2012
commanderinqueef:
using your semen as glue
Anonymous asked: Out of all the girls you've ever spoken to, which five would you most like to have sex with?
Anonymous asked: So it wouldn't put you off?
Anonymous asked: What would you think if you went to have sex with a girl and she had meat curtains?
1 tag
1 tag
me in 5th grade: have you ever seen the movie "gays say no"
other person: no
me: hahaHAHahHaAAHA
moatyitsgazza:
stop reblogging my posts and adding little stories about your own events
i don’t care about your god damn life
Well, first I got up and had a piece of toast. Then I brushed my teeth. Then I went to the store to buy some fish…
wontonpoop:
yo if you a boy and you takin baths you gay as fuck
no
Anonymous asked: Are you gay
the-eleventh-blog:
Who needs romantic comedies when you have the British Government
another dead joke (taken by tumblr)
Anonymous asked: the best person to hang out with ever
Anonymous asked: Smelly pirate hooker.
Reblog if you want anonymous opinions about you. →
Watch
My house scales say i’ve gained an extra 2 stone from when i weighed myself in the gym 2 hours ago.
Exercise makes you fat.
Just spent 2 minutes looking fot my towel to only remember it’s on my head.
rosiehannah:
i don’t remember adeles brit speech very well
it was all a bit of a blur
Reblog if your boobies are magical
farrahtales:
all boobies are magical <3333